A few weeks ago, baby Paul developed what we’re lovingly referring to as a “bossyfinger.”
In fact, he uses his bossyfinger as one of his primary forms of communication. With force and meaning, it always gets the message across loud and clear.
Bossy needs something, STAT. And bossyfinger will point you in the right direction.
To get a clear picture of bossyfinger, you need to envision bossyfinger being accompanied by a grunt or a yell. Possibly even a couple head nods and elbow flexes. It’s effective, and it’s hilarious.
These days, baby Paul’s new name is Bossy, and Bossy will boss you around.
15 Adventures of Bossyfinger:
It’s early in the morning, but Bossyfinger Boy will boss you around Target, sucking his thumb.
Captain Bossypants will boss you around wearing a cape.
Bossyfinger likes popcicles very much. Bossy wants a second popcicle STAT.
Bossyfinger will boss you around, while eating his morning yogurt.
Bossyfinger will boss you around the grocery store, then get angry with you and take down an end cap display at checkout when you refuse to buy him a snack.
Bossyfinger will refuse to eat his dinner. Then insist on eating his sister’s dinner.
Bossyfinger will boss that internet kitty around.
Bossyfinger will boss you around the backyard, while he gets pampered.
Boys only Bossy
Now that dad’s home from work, Bossyfinger wants mom to get out of the kitchen.
Bossy wont budge
Bossyfinger wants you to fetch him his ball while he relaxes in the grass.
Bossy hates the paparazzi
Bossyfinger wants that camera to get out of his face.
Bossy needs a snack
Bossy sees those pretzels over there. Bossy wants you to bring him a few when you get a minute.
Bossy wants a balloon
Bossy wants that balloon at checkout. Bossy will make a scene until Bossy gets one.
Bossyfinger will pose for a photo, after his backyard haircut.
Bossyfinger wants his sister to push him higher! HIGHER!