10 Funny But True Signs That You're a New Mom

New moms, you can spot us from a mile away right? (Did my drool covered shirt give me away?) Here’s the top 10 (funny but true) ways to know that you’re a new mom…

 

new mom holds 1 week old baby

1. You’ve got a stack of baby nursing/sleeping/swaddling books so high, you could use it as a side table (and maybe you do!)

2. You finally get around to doing your hair and are amazed at how long it is. But really it’s just that you haven’t seen it down in months.

3. You choose outfits based on how easily they hide drool and spit up stains. Black cotton shirt? Yes. Silk floral blouse? Not so much.

4. All of your clothes are stretchy.

5. You’ve mastered the art of making bottles, shopping, and getting dressed with just one hand.

6. You now consider sleeping in till 8:00 a.m. a “luxurious morning.”

7. Watching the news coverage of parents in the stands during the Olympics made you cry uncontrollably.

8. Your toes need a pedicure like whoa.

9. You’ve been out shopping 3 times and each time you end up coming back with things for the baby instead of for yourself. (How can you resist though? Shopping for baby things is way more fun than for non-maternity jeans.)

10. Your heart actually aches with love. A new overwhelming emotion overtakes you daily and you realize that your heart has grown in ways you never thought were even possible. Welcome to motherhood.

Becka Robinson is a photographer and a blogger. Read more from her at Life As An Artistpreneur. See all of Becka's posts on Disney Baby here. Want more? Connect with Becka on Twitter, Instagram, and Pinterest!

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